5 Most Embarrassing Moments

I think this would make a great Book of Me page, so I’m brain storming. (in public)

1.) When I was little, maybe 4 years-old, I was stung by a bee on my butt. My father had a hard time getting the stinger out, so he used a mud mixture, from our front garden - where my butt was bare for all to see.

2.) In third grade when my nose was running and I didn’t have a tissue. I kept wiping it on my sleeve, the teacher caught me – where was she with the tissue when I was doing all of the sniffling?! – and yelled, in front of everyone.

3.) When my crush thought my new haircut was ugly and said so. Out loud in front of my 7th grade science class. I’m so glad that I now know how much of an idiot he was, but I still remember that moment, ugh!

4.) The first time I had ever had shrimp, I ate the tail and all. Of course this was at a really posh meal after the prom with my peers…

5.) When I had my first child. A lab tech was taking my blood and asked me if I wanted a cartoon band aid. It was at that very moment I realized I was nude from the waist down and there were tons of people in the room. I wanted to crawl under a rock… but then the next contraction hit and I forgot about it!